โAss to assโ
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
92 points (96.0% liked)
Asklemmy
49628 readers
394 users here now
A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions
Search asklemmy ๐
If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!
- Open-ended question
- Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
- Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
- Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
- An actual topic of discussion
Looking for support?
Looking for a community?
- Lemmyverse: community search
- sub.rehab: maps old subreddits to fediverse options, marks official as such
- !lemmy411@lemmy.ca: a community for finding communities
~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~
founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS
Cattle mutilations are up.
And your GF sleeps above the covers
Six feet above the covers!
"It's in Belgium".
"Listen... Do you smell something?"
Groovy
"I'm stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me."
A lot of Arnie and no "hasta la vista, baby"
Baffling
click
๐ถ Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
"...sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
load more comments
(3 replies)
"You've met me at a strange time of my life"
Might not be exactly correct, but I can't believe no one has posted this one yet.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!
She doesn't even go here
Samir Naga.... Nagi.... Naganaworkhereanymore anyway and Mike Bolton, no one's going to miss him.
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
You wouldn't toss a dwarf
"No stairway. Denied."
It was a Tuesday.
"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "
Smell your hand!