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[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

welcome to the resistance, Marjorie

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

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[–] Kinperor@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

This is not a time to get hung up about identity politics, who's red, who's blue. Everyone should scream at the Trump regime that war with Iran is unacceptable and to never bring it up again.

There will be time for bickering afterwards about details, but right now, everyone against this war should circle the wagons.

And everyone not against this war needs to first say no to that war, second pick up an history book about Iraq and Afghanistan.

[–] spacer13@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's just holding out for more concessions using their marginal bloc

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The recurring cycle of MTG deciding she wants more attention.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

It's for OAN. sorry everyone

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here’s hoping some of the people in her camp receive the message.

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[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do find it kinda sus that both CNN and fox are advocating for the us to get involved fucking up Iran.

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Lee Corso in a wig is SO CLOSE to self aware here.

Almost there, cro magnum bad bleach blonde boy bod

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Really odd how her opinions always seem to line up with the Kremlin's

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

"EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! ... except me"

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

She flipped?!?!? wtf is going on? lol I swear I didn’t take drugs on a weekday.

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[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

MTG is brainwashed by RT, tin foil hat conspiracy theories and memes from random people. Basically Fox News and NY Post are not crazy enough for her.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Feels weird agreeing with her

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd be worried about what her "solution" is

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

What? No...say it isn't so. Fox News is a propaganda mouthpiece? I am just shocked I tell you, absolutely gobsmack shocked.

In other news...the sky is blue, for reasons that the Trump administration have deemed, illegal.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

Vomits go, MTG!

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is Majorie Taylor to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There's a youtuber I like that uses the term "weaponized autism" but this is more of a "ballistic brain damage" scenario.

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