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When you have the attention span of a fly and the constipation of a sloth (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 months ago by manucode@infosec.pub to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Constipation? Lol

[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 3 points 3 months ago

Yes.... Maybe the extra 58 saved is drinking coffee on the toilet trying to get things moving again?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 months ago

The future is going to be discussing ideas with people disguised as chatgpt. But given how uninformed right wing people are I'm already mentally prepared to encounter arguments that are complete bullshit.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

🤮

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is there some sort of “they did the math” type place where you can ask people to do math about things? I want someone to do the math on how much CO2 this would likely create

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 3 months ago

Wolfram Alpha maybe. Or a LLM.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

What a doofus

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Me: i did my chemistry final without a calculator, i want a skide rulet, abd i have memorized several standard to metric conversions.

You: brain machine go brrrrrrrrr

We are not the same

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

The leader is a follower and the follower is a leader that is dead if there is a hell it is inside your head. We are approaching the self fuffiling prophecy. The singularity of "hey mom look no hands." A broken wing, a bird that is a rock and a world of just thots.

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