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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 days ago

She fights for her people, not ours, but I salute her

Save the bees!

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago
[–] GrumpyFortuneCat@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (7 children)

What do we call the bee? Luigi 2?

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I a bad person for laughing after reading this headline?

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[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 28 points 2 days ago (9 children)

We should circulate a copypasta that's like "nature's fighting back!" what with the orcas and the bees and the submarines so that the billionaires will fear going out even more

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[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Is the bee ok?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

Available on Amazon.

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Poor bee 😔

[–] andrnemus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Now that's my kind of beellionaire!

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Is the bee a terrorist?

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Proof that God hates billionaires.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

"...slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth." - H. G. Wells, The War of the Worlds

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is an entire book damning the wealthy/richbastards said to be "the word of God."

New Testament... nothing about abortions.. gay people... but lots about rich people. Particularly forgiving "prostitutes" (which I think included abandoned/divorced women).

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There's also that part about usury that everyone just sorta ignores. Most Christians can't even define the word.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This does mean we still get to make our annual billionarie sacrifice to the Deep Ones right?

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Can we get an F in the chat for the bee heroine?

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