Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
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This will be an interesting meeting.
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx π
Jessica Rabbit.
All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.
King Julien. No one comes close.
I gather you like to move it move it?
And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!
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@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
I'm going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS
Janeway from Prodigy. Or maybe somebody from Lower Decks, but I can't decide which.
Out of the big three captains, Janeway would likely make the most capable president. Kirk would constantly be trying to fist fight politicians, Picard would quickly be bored with the day-to-day and would vanish to go work on an archeological site somewhere.
Sisko would throw Mitch McConnell off the roof of the White House, then fall off of it himself.
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Keith David's president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.
I mean we could just use Keith David in general right? Like would it necessarily have to be that version from Rick & Morty?
We could but I mean he's already got experience
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Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.
The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh waitβ¦
Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!
Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.
I'm voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I'm sure of it.
Daria
Magneto.
Archer.
Mallory Archer.
Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.
If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).
Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
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Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.
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The Lorax
Johnny Bravo
... a senile version of him IS actually the president.
Nausicaa president
Saitama vice
if i wanted to destroy the u.s., i'd vote for ralph wiggum.
if i wanted someone better than most presidents since lincoln, i'd vote for the lenin mummy from the simpsons.
Wile E. Coyote should be US president
He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation's revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.
let's be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the "acme" brand.
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Do comic books count? If yes I'd say Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan. If no, General Hunter Gathers from Venture Bros or Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. Maybe Uncle Duke from Doonesbury.
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squidward tentacles
Someone even more incompetent so he can destroy the USA quicker but less likely to push the nuke button.