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Fuck you, I love it!
Holy fuck I need this
You and me both.
My SO did not, though. So we compromised and bought one with flowers.
In their hair
Well that's a bummer. It still lives on in your heart though.
Did you manage to find it anywhere for purchase? I'm striking out right now.
damn, ai :(
This is our shower curtain.
Ha same!
Brilliant, no notes.
We have this one!
One of the nuclear waste warnings.
Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages
βThis place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.β
I put that over my loo. Showers and tubs can be nuanced.
Get a picture of yourself taking a shower. Print that onto the shower curtain.
One with your face printed on it.
Plain curtain. Cut a hole about 3 inches in diameter, about 30 inches from the ground. Line the inside of the hole with duct tape.
I'm sure there are hentai shower curtains
Velvet.
White one with brown/yellow shading near the bottom to make people think it's dirty, but it's not
- Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife.
- Take a can of red paint and spray be a few long strokes across it.
- Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.
None whatsoever.
And then carpet the floor. Between the two, guests probably won't stay long past the first bathroom break.
A shower curtain of After Dark Flying Toasters
I once saw a local Zillow listing with a very graphic gay bdsm shower curtain. So you can buy that somewhere, but that's a Google search I am not about to make for you.
Apparently they're closed now, but Artscow used to offer to print any image you provided on a shower curtain for you. I'm sure other alternatives exist these days.
The full text of the communist manifesto in fine print on the inside and this on the outside:
A semi-translucent one with the blurry silhouette of people making out printed on it.
One that is way too short
Porky pigginβ it
A DIY one made from cardboard
A shower curtain of a very important, and well known document from your country such as the Charter of Rights and Freedoms from Canada, or Declaration of Independence from the US. If you live in a country that still recognizes the British monarch, you could also put up a photo of the king (very common in government and military buildings)
C H A R L E S I S W A T C H I N G
Staple a tarp to the ceiling so it hangs down in front
beads
A picture of a masturbating man inside (ideally you)
window blinds
asking the real questions
A photo of yourself, naked, in that very shower. With your dick enlarged to a comical size. (Or shrunk.) (Yes this is a gender neutral suggestion.)
The one with you naked since it defies half of the purpose.
human skin
A transparent one