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Immortality (sub.wetshaving.social)
submitted 2 months ago by weird@sub.wetshaving.social to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Death always has a boner too

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 12 points 2 months ago

If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but how cum?

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other ... functions work too

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He came for the guy

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Always hard, but bone dry.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Throw in Big Hero 6's Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Won't make you go blind

The fuck??

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Haven't you heard? That was a lie to stop children from masturbating: if you do it too much you go blind.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Just like Mr. Incredible (he likes to watch her with Elastimommy)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago

Death came twice that day.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Elastigirl (or Elastimommy as I like to call her) is the ultimate bi/pan fantasy. She's got a dumptruck for an ass which Mr. Incredible has tried to destroy many times over the years. It is the only joy left in his life. And she can turn into anything. And I do mean ANYTHING. She can replace her pussy with massive, throbbing cock. I can only imagine how intimidating and inviting it would look. Drool.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

*runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*

THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

YOU PUT THE GOONERS IN A DUNGEON?!?!

THAT JUST MAKES THEM STRONGER!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

STOP SHOUTING, THEY'LL COME ON US!!

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Oh no, not on us!

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Just thought you ought to know *faints dramatically*

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I'm begging of you please don't form the strap

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I'm begging of you please ~~don't~~ form the strap

:3

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne
please come fuck me just because you can

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

This is too much canon for me

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What the actual fuck?

And I thought my kinks were extreme

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro if you think that's extreme you ain't been on the Internet long enough. This is tame. It doesn't even get into the vore/unbirth potential.

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[–] D_C@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.

Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Elastimilf

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

I sure hope so.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he's probably in really good shape now. Massive calves

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Unbecredible@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

That's the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

So, in a way he succeded?

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Where can you play the game? I ask for a friend.

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

turn off your adblocker and it finds you

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you mean death?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Yes but only after you found the game and masturbated 62 times.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he's a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. 😔

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Death can sweat

So Death can cum

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cum is stored in the ~~balls~~ bones.

No wonder they're white.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is Death we're talking about. He hasn't felt anything for millennia. He'll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a "So this is what you're in to? Interesting."

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[–] mrbubblesort@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Misread it as gum at first.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself

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