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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Home Alone - keep Kevin

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am Legend - the dog

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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Resevoir Dogs

Kirk Baltz.

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[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

explains why he just gives up and fades away.

"fuck all this shit, these puppet fuckers can deal with my ghost."

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Tim Curry

Legend

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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[–] MarciaLynnDorsett@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

die hard

alan rickman

[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

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[–] ngdev@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The matrix, neo is the non muppet.

Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy

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[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoiler

Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

The Exorcist

Linda Blair

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Midsommar. Florence Pugh.

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[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Home alone, Kevin

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hellboy - Ron Perlman

Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Toy Story

Andy

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Star wars and Yoda

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[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

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