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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal

Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon

Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise

Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”

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[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago

Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 days ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

But when he's cursed in the moonlight, even he turns into a skelemuppet

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Nah, Jodie Foster.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Midsommar. Florence Pugh.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Home Alone - keep Kevin

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago (5 children)

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Requiem For A Dream.

Marlon Waynes.

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoiler

Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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[–] digitalnuisance@infosec.pub 4 points 4 days ago

The Muppet Movie.

Kermit the Frog.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

The hurt locker.

But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.

Major spoiler

In the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 5 days ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[–] Tieas@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Jaws - Jaws

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace

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