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Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

John Wick - Keanu

I would pay money to see that in theaters

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

Die Hard - Alan Rickman

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.

John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing

John Wick, Keanu stays.

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

die hard

alan rickman

John wick. Only the dog is human

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.

Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee

Predator, the predator

Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.

Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.

Clue. Tim Curry.

Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.

Castaway — Wilson

Starship troopers - Michael Ironside

Edit: Kermit "C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh"

Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

Toy Story

Andy

Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit

TaAvengers - Chris Evans

Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying "on your left".

Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.

MUPPET HULK!

The Matrix, Hugo Weaving

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

the worse answer is any porn movie

Dogma, keep Alan Rickman

Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.

The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.

Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.

I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.

Hateful 8.

Samuel L Jackson.

"You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!"

I would pay to see that.

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks

Seven - Morgan Freeman.