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This is going to get me put on a watchlist...

• Six String Samurai: The boy
• A Boy and His Dog: The boy
• Time Bandits: The boy
• Brazil: Robert De Niro
• The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
• The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
• SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
• Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
• Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
• Les Mis: Javert
• X: The old woman
• Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
• Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
• Audition (1999): The main character

Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire's shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown

When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, "That's Clancy Brown!!" I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.

So now I'm imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.

So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.

This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.

Either Alien (Ian Holm as Ash), Aliens (Lance Henriksen as Bishop) or maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator). Just for the big reveal of "he's a machine", with all the muppets being like "oh woooow, that's insane, we literally couldn't tell him apart from us!"

Taken - Liam Neeson

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie

• Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
• All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)

Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.

Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.

(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)

Terminator. Arnold.

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

Grease

Keep John Travolta

Miss Piggy would have to play Sandy

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

Evil Dead - Bruce Campbell

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

Schindler's List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

Rain man. Dustin Hoffman.

Bonus: every Tarrantino movie, Tarrantino.

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

Conclave, carlos diehz

Se7en, kevin spacey

Stargate, jaye davison

Star Trek beyond, Chris pine

Mad Max furry road, max

Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at

Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

The hurt locker.

But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend