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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Nah, Jodie Foster.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the original comics, the Rocketeer was a huge asshole and the Jennifer Connelly character was a stripper/nudie model. I am still waiting for an apology and / or a remake.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

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[–] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's a rapist fyi, people don't know that enough.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shit I was just trying to be silly. Sorry, I didn't know

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[–] schmooooo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

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[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Jaws - Jaws

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[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

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[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend

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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Muppet xenomorph would sell merch so fast.

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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

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