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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago
[–] Luccus@feddit.org 18 points 3 months ago

People keep telling me that the drainage holes on planters are not there to drain me, but the soil. But that's totally nonsensical. I mean, if the soil needs to be drained, why water it in the first place?

Anyway, how does one get their dick unstuck from a particularly sexy terracotta planter?

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Damn birds taking away all our fun

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

That's the internet I love: educational.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

I mean I guess they can also be used for birds. Just maybe not at the same time.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying these are drone charging stations?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

No they charge on the power lines, the sex houses are so they can protect their electronics from the rain

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

TIL: Birds have really girthy dicks for their body size.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Sometimes they're corkscrew-shaped.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

The dude's avatar is killing me.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

if they are for birds, how are they supposed to put their meat in the hole when all they've got is a roast beef sammy?

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 3 months ago

more wholesome than holesome