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GODS FORBID A GIRL BEHOLD (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] jounniy@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think a don't get it.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A Beholder is a type of monster that's basically just a giant eye.

To behold means to observe.

The joke here is that the monstrous female Beholder only wants to 'behold', but the adventurer doesn't really dig the idea of her perving on him while he washes.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't mind running into them if that's all they did.

But they're also super narcissistic, and constantly talk shit about what they're beholding.

"Pfft, you wash your hair like that? I wouldn't do that."

"You don't even have hair!"

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"IGNORE ME!"

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I have never laughed as hard as I did when he yelled that at the baby

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can appreciate a Venture Bros reference.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Ma Venture didn't raise no fools.

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Huh, I thought it was a reference to Hunter :The Parenting

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago

that's a neat idea

[–] Foxfire@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Find hive, throw it.

"Bee hold this!"

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 3 points 6 days ago

dangit i was going to make the same pun. well done.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago

There's Beauty in it's eyes! Let's extract it!