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[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I feel like the British rat would be some version of Gordon Ramsay

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 37 points 2 months ago

Gordon Ratsay.

[–] gamingdexter@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago

Gordon Ratzey

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Oof. Copyright that shit before Disney steals your idea.

Edit: I stole that joke, but apparently it was "someone" not "Disney" and now I feel like my life is a lie.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Pixar: Write that down. Write that down!!

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hmmm, i don't think idea prompts can be copyrighted. buuut

if you wrote a script based on that, then put a copy of it in an envelope, sent it to yourself (so that it has an official date stamp on it), and then left it sealed (so nobody can say it was tampered with). then sent another copy of that to Disney (which they'd probably ignore). and then Disney somehow made a movie that's similar to what you wrote, then you have grounds to sue them. Just do not, under any circumstances, let anyone but the judge open that envelope, the whole plan hangs on it being the perfect proof

at least that's how my media law professor told us to protect our scripts. no judge will accept "but i came up with the idea first" as "proof"

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You could do all that and Disney would probably still win, because Disney.

On the other hand, we would all win, because I would totally watch that movie! 🐀🐁👩‍🍳

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

yeah lol, grounds to sue doesn't equal winning. copyright law doesn't exactly favour the small guys

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They likely would have different regionally appropriate but ethnically questionable animals so they can sell a wider variety of merch that appeals to different tastes.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's gotta be at least one racoon

[–] TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] FauxReal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

BBQ pit viper.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Raccacoonie!

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And it would have some bullshit ending where the rats realize all cuisines are equally great even though we all know in our hearts that poutine would reign supreme.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

They'd all have a local edit for the ending, more likely.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Rata-2-ille

[–] riot@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Canadian one is called Maple Squeakerson

Except if the Canadian is from Alberta. Then the rat is just called dead :')

I always find it hilarious how some people from Alberta grew up thinking that rats were a made up thing for shows and movies. Because why wouldn't they? Haha.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the Alberta thread. Cracked me up.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I moved from rural NFLD to Alberta so there wasn't much change for me when it came to rats there.

Moving to Toronto...

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

[Moviefone voice] Ratatouille three. But it's a gerbil that loves to act. The first live action sequel starring Richard Gere.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

I imagined some producer going "Rats, we gotta do something different, some guy memed our idea.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I mistook the avatar for Captain Disillusion