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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Less_Walk_7101 on 2025-05-18 07:02:11+00:00.
I was not aware of that until informed in an angry voice by the person who read the meters. The type of meter as is on the side of a house. Having just said good morning to that person and offered them a cup of coffee I was somewhat taken aback by their angry words.
Silently I reached into my desk drawer (yes my office was in the utility room, thats how I ranked) and pulled out my tape measure. My job was that of a qc coordinator in a boiler shop. All I did all day was read codes and customer specs. I was somewhat familiar with the idea of malicious compliance.
I walked over to the folding tables covered in customer final documentation in progress. I extended the tape measure 18 inches or whatever it was I forget. I pulled the tables out exactly 18 inches. I walked back to my desk, sat in my chair, and sipped my coffee while she squeezed her much larger than 18 inch ass down the eight foot long gap from the end of the table to the meters. While she stared laser beams at me the entire way.
One of the more satisfying coffees I have had.
See? I had not had my coffee yet. She could have used one as well probably.