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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder what she would have said if they were at Disney World

It's the most magical place in earth

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There used to be a legend when I grew up around Orlando that they would use helicopters to airlift people out of the park to die in Celebration (the town they owned next door and paid to make infrastructure better) to ensure that they maintained the ideology that no one dies at Disney

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It took me many re-reads to understand that people weren't having celebratory arranged deaths at Disney

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Untapped market.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

110% that’s no legend. If someone dies on a ride or something, the corpse is carried to the parking lot or transported outside the park before being declared dead by the on-site medic.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 weeks ago

Do that again and i'll slap you.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I WILL TURN THIS VAN AROUND IF YOU DON'T JUST SHUT UP!

arewethereyet?arewethereyet?arewethereyet?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

IF YOU KIDS CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF THERE'LL BE NO CAPE CANAVERAL FOR ANYBODY!!

[–] bustrouffi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a teacher, I filled in to be the last person they needed for a college trip to Disney. As we entered the park and got checked for bombs,my idiotic NPC colleague lisped "it's so beautiful here 🥹". As we were getting checked for BOMBS

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don’t get the joke. Is it the contrast between beauty and bombs? Or did your colleague say that like those were their last words?

[–] bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they are roughly the age that i am they may remember a time when you didn't get checked for bombs at amusement parks

I have to say it feels a bit dystopic. More so at how normal it is these days.

[–] bustrouffi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Oh my god, thank you - apparently I'm aging myself. Yes - we didn't used to need go through bomb checkpoints.

Also for the record I feel bad about saying idiotic and NPC! That was unnecessarily unkind, even if I found her excruciatingly vapid

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

lisped

Perhaps "beautiful" was heard as "boom-iful"?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I will be visiting the Disney next week. I expect much happiness.