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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 307 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 152 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Absolutely, either this story is made up, or that woman is insane.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

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I mean, have you never met religious people before??!!

"If you ever masturbate, my imaginary friend will set you on fire forever!"

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (26 children)

when my crazy ex left me, in retrospect, she made me a favor

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bad for the kids...

"I laughed it off as nonsense," he said. "But she didn't. She told me to leave, informed our kids about the divorce, and the next thing I knew, I was getting a call from her lawyer."

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems like an easy custody battle but hey you never know

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easy for a man to get custody of the kids? What world do you live in?

My friend’s ex repeatedly crashed her car while drunk with their daughter in the car and he had to fight a pretty much non-stop court battle for over a decade to maintain his 50%.

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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 124 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Chatgpt is awful for people who have delusions.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hallucination feedback loop

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago

Chatgpt is awful ~~for people who have delusions~~.

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[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 104 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In that case I predict the man doged a bullet here of a lifetime with a moron.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Theyre not in the clear yet. This type of crazy doesn't exit your life just the once.

Heck, you're lucky if you catch them entering back in before they've made another exit.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder if modern stupid is funnier than ancient stupid

[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Some things never change.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Good for him.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My ex-wife used tarot cards to justify cheating on me, and then leaving me.

I didn't even know she had tarot cards.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is amazing what excuses cheaters will use to justify their behavior.

In my case, my ex did the nature documentary argument way before the manosphere became a thing. I dunno why that is a pattern with that sort of man. They like to think of themselves as superior intellectuals until it comes to sex, then they will make graphs and studies and be pseudo David Attenboroughs to justify that their caveman urges are too strong for them to overcome.

I guess the female version of that is tarot cards, coffee grounds and zodiacs? I hope you found a better lady later, because that one surely wasn't worth keeping in your life!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, it's probably true. Their urges are too strong for them to overcome. But that's what an adult should be able to do, overcome the fucking urges

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

I admire the creativity of idiots. They come up with fresh stupid ideas each and every day.

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean at this point, shame on him for marrying someone like that to begin with

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 week ago

The person you love can slowly deteriorate before your eyes.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Given the average answers I get from AI, i dare to bet he won't even begin an affair if naked woman start throwing themselves at him.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago (13 children)

These people are on the fast lane for removing themselves from the gene pool in never before imagined ways.

[–] Otherbarry@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The (now divorced) couple do have 2 kids so those genes will continue existing well into the future.

Still not sure I entirely believe the story but there are a few other mentions with a bit more details

https://www.tovima.com/society/greek-woman-divorces-husband-after-chatgpt-predicted-he-would-cheat-on-her/

https://www.ekathimerini.com/in-depth/society-in-depth/1267829/greek-woman-seeks-divorce-after-chatgpt-reveals-husbands-alleged-affair/

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[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Stupid people deserve to be alone, and the guy dodged a bullet

[–] M1ch431@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This is about as psychotic as governments using AI to predict crimes.

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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I read that as she was having an affair and was looking for any bullshit reason to leave him

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

AI tasseography – a form of divination that interprets shapes left by tea leaves (or sometimes coffee grounds or wine sediment) after a cup is drunk.

So. Instead of just, idk, feeding ChatGPT all known details of the SO and maybe a dump of their messages or whatever and actually have a chance of it giving you a proper answer...they... just gave it a pic of a drunk coffee cup‽ Wtf is wrong with people

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Even then ChatGPT would just give you an answer based on the wording of how you asked the question to try and agree with you.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago

You're a reaaaal asshole if you feed your SO's messages to a third party corporation

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sure, it can't count how many Rs are in strawberry, but it definitely for sure can predict future affairs in bean stew ingredients. /s

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[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

It seems that the woman has a penchant for believing mystical guidance. "A few years ago, she visited an astrologer and it took a whole year for her to accept that none of it was real," the husband said.

That should've been the first clue. I can date someone who engages in fantasy for a bit, but if they never come back to reality then just put the relationship down humanely.

[–] Darjuz@feddit.it 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The guy didn't lose anything. He will found someone better.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

The guy didn't lose anything. He will fund someone better.

Not sure if typo, or cynicism.

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