chapotraphouse

are your pellets full of refried beans?

Aren't uncooked beans poisonous to humans as well?

while cooked beans can be a safe treat

Not all hope is lost...

You may still be able to survive on Bri*ish baked beans

Hold up, Let them Cook.

Smh, just cook the damn 🫘, Dirt Owl

Owls can have little a beanis. As a treat.

hemagglutinin? sounds fake as fuck you going to believe that

Not allowed to eat beans and feeling betrayed by nature, Dirt owl becomes the Antibeanis and swears to get revenge on the world in a very jrpg villian way.

insects

So that's why you fart so much

Dirt owl is an antibeanis revisionist😔😔

hexbear.net in absolute shambles

beanis music stops

owls can have little a beans, as a treat

This is disgusting anti bean propaganda

I'm still not sharing my jelly beans, especially since you declared war on fake news.