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'Hetero Awesome Fest' planned for Idaho capitol during LGBTQ Pride Month (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] missingno@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago

"No hate at all, it's a love thing."

But also LGTBQ+ people are "disgusting and criminal".

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’ve never seen it, but I’m already sure their flag sucks.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They hate rainbows so it's just a white flag.

They should name it the White Pride Parade.

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It'll just be a poorly-drawn bicep (for manliness) that looks suspiciously like a cock and balls.

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[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago

You all heard it. This year Hedonism will be held on the front lawn of the Idaho capitol building.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Please be all allies... Please

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

It'll be filled to the brim with closeted gay men. Not allies, but not hetero either.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That would be ironic if more pro-LGBTQ people showed up and paraded instead.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or the queerest bunch show up in their best rendition of straight acting, but you can tell the act is coming apart at the seams for shits & giggles.

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

This restaurant owner sure sounds Proud.

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