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[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Thats absolutely funny but when you think about it ,its horrible for him like he is addicted because of her

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 5 hours ago

Ohio coming for Florida's championship.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 8 hours ago

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

[–] Bellingdog@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] terraborra@lemmy.nz 8 points 15 hours ago

Just a quick puff to sober up.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I watched the video this morning...sure does look like the cop reaches in and drops the pipe. He reaches in with a closed fist then pulls his hand out real fast before he calls everyone's attention to it then he keeps pointing it out. Then you see them take it away and the raccoon produces a second pipe killing the plant theory lol

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Do you have a link to the video which isn't paywalled?

In the linked article I always get a popup to register/subscribe...

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

There's 0 chance that bitch didn't smoke that shit around the raccoon. He's probably addicted too!

[–] lemmydude69@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

I swear officers, it's his not mine!!!