You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese π§
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I am not a woman, but I would be fascinated too
Fun fact: if you are ever on a plane with a crying baby take a slice of cheese and carefully place it on the babies face. The parents will be so happy with you for calming the baby.
I read that on Reddit at some point. It seems like solid advise.
Do you need to use Elmer's glue so it doesn't slide off?
Roquefort works best.
But the chicken looks like shit in a vase after like 1 day whether you water it or not.
Rookie mistake, you forgot to take the meat off and bleach the bones. Sure, it's a lot of work, but a glass vase full of chicken bones is a time-honored legacy.
Donβt you mean get βUsβ a rotisserie chicken?
You stay away from my chicken!
Just hear me out, what if instead it was our chicken?
Problem is, she's vegan, so she's against picking flowers and against eating chicken.
It's best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.
Get out of here oligarch. No working man has LEGO money in 2025.
Lego is like the modern version of roman families handing down their armor and weapons to future generations BC ain't no fucking way they affording a whole new set each damn time the Gauls start acting up.
If they'd had Lego they could build fresh armor to fit
I really hope my mom hasn't gotten rid of my lego collection after I moved out like she did with my rocketry collection without asking me...
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And no oligarch will spend 500β¬ on a crap LEGO car when a real (used) one costs less. And while Cada has much better ones for 200β¬.
Wait, why are vegans against picking flowers? Broccoli is a flower! It needs to be picked before eating!
Lots of vegans, and non-vegans, are anti-picking-of-flowers, because if you leave them to live, they live longer and look prettier, instead of wilting sadly in a vase until they're fully dead.
So for some people, it's better to give them a live plant, so they can kill it by accident on their own time.
Ive been vegan for more than a decade and most of my circle is vegan. I don't think i know of any vegans against cut flowers. The only argument i can see is that if you were cutting flowers found in the wild then you could be harming the environment which indirectly hurts the wildlife and pollinators. But i think most vegans would be ok with buying flowers. My wife and i also just grow our own and cut only a fraction of what we plant.
Btw if we're talking about Costco for chicken, they do have reasonably sized bouquets for as cheap as $10. And while that chicken will be gone in a day or two, Ive kept a Costco bouquet alive for my wife for a minimum of a week.
Broccoli is for sustinance, picked flower will just needlesly die. :P
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Iβd be picking them bones, know what Iβm saying?
Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.
Three fiddy?
or, like, a whole egg
Just don't eat the chicken on the way home. You're asking for trouble.
As an AroAce women I think the choice is very obvious :3
(Especially if garlic bread is a side dish with the chicken and maybe a salad)
I can go out into a field and pick a whole cute looking bucket of flowers. Chicken it is.
In that case, do both. Cause Iβm already counting on chicken.
Also those Costco chickens are way better than regular grocery store chickens from like Safeway or whatever. Theyβre way bigger and juicier, I think theyβre brined or something. Itβs like other stores arenβt even trying.
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The flowers?
Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.
Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 π
The closest thing to flowers I ever received was a cactus. It died.
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Of course! What doesnβt nowadaysβ¦
Those are complimentary
I like how this users history is just animal communities and shit posting.
What can I say, thatβs all Iβm good at π€·ββοΈ
It is mayday after all. The theme should be bread and roses. You should have your chicken and the flowers too.
LPT: If you want to keep her, you get her both at the same time.
But I only have $5.00 π₯²
A flower and half a chicken?!!
Haha, you'll have to repay the debt another way then, brokie.
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