"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"
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*FUCK ME, I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere
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YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
(and now i'm under control)
"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"
End of verse
Set List:
Incel Mania
Submit to My Power
Behold My Magnum Dong
All Praise to the Great Leader
Lefty Cunt
Suck Up, Punch Down
I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep
You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway
My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)
Only Fans Love
Deportation Vacation
My Misspelled Face Tattoo
Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)
Don't forget the classic: Suck off, Nazi Punks!
The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.
F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!
Fuck me, better do what they tell me!
FUCK ME I’LL JUST DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*Hummer engine revving*
102.3
*bald eagle cries*
BOOTLICKER FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL
*marching sound*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.
I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.
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We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.
thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH
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We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”
I'm mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!!
Glaze the machine.
Rage on Behalf of the Machine
"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.
By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".
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🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘
I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.
They are so bad at what they do. lol
Derp derp 'I'll just copy this band for MY side' derp derp..
I know someone who always has to say More like rage FOR the machine amiright? They went WOKE!! I just facepalm hard.
Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.
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