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Gender experts of hexbear, please help me understand wallet gendering

It's just a frigging wallet monke-beepboop

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[–] medium_adult_son@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

🎼

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a purse. Here comes Jane, with a wallet sporting a chain.

Now wallet meets boy, and wallet meets girl

They both look the same, they're overstuffed with pocket change.

And they love each other so

Androgynous 🎢

what if ur wallet was a brawwd

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

they expected a cock to pop out when they opened that wall instead they saw a gaping hole.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think people have already dissected this wallet's thing, but I was just thinking the other day I want to get a more feminine wallet. Definitely gendered.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I searched for "women's wallet" on AliExpress and these were the top results. Now these I would agree do look feminine though I wouldn't mind that cool shade of red on the bottom row

Sidenote: the search immediately suggested "women sexy toy" when I typed in "women." Not sure if that would take me to dildos or anime figurines

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"Smooth equals feminine" gender-policing

"Wrinkly equals masculine" gender-policing

Also, this does does look more like a small purse than a bill fold style wallet. saul-your-honor

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I was thinking it looked like a front pocket wallet for a man, especially given the chain

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I've ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 months ago

You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You keep something like 3 pounds of collected change in one pocket that bounces off your thigh and sounds like you're wearing exactly one spur.

metallic jingle... step.... metallic jingle... step

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Throw it in the trash.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If that’s how it works my body is feminine but my face is masculine chomsky-yes-honey

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But what about your brain πŸ€”

[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Cutesy and demure blob-no-thoughts

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