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Gender experts of hexbear, please help me understand wallet gendering

It's just a frigging wallet monke-beepboop

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[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"Smooth equals feminine" gender-policing

"Wrinkly equals masculine" gender-policing

Also, this does does look more like a small purse than a bill fold style wallet. saul-your-honor

[–] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If that’s how it works my body is feminine but my face is masculine chomsky-yes-honey

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But what about your brain 🤔

[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Cutesy and demure blob-no-thoughts

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I've ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 months ago

You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You keep something like 3 pounds of collected change in one pocket that bounces off your thigh and sounds like you're wearing exactly one spur.

metallic jingle... step.... metallic jingle... step

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Throw it in the trash.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I was thinking it looked like a front pocket wallet for a man, especially given the chain