I'm coming to help.
Where can I find you my friend?
Oh no, they see me...
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Hold it right there mate.
You will have to come with me.
You are in trouble
No, I've done nothing!
I'm lost! Where is the bathroom?
No hablo ingles.
Se habla Spanish.
Kinda. I studied a bit.
When I was younger.
This is kinda of stupid
why would you write haikus to free
a person trapped in here?
Edit is my haiku so bad 😞 added "of"
Hey man I just thought
I'd let you know that haikus
Are five-seven-five
I thought i had it
But now you say i do not
This is deceptive
That one works just fine.
The other one was one off;
It was six-eight-six.
There’s an old saying
About what to do in Rome…
When you are in it
Talk about stupid,
You wrote a haiku that has
Extra syllables.
Stupid is too strong.
I feel bad for using it,
But it fits the scheme.