this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
45 points (100.0% liked)

news

24173 readers
689 users here now

Welcome to c/news! Please read the Hexbear Code of Conduct and remember... we're all comrades here.

Rules:

-- PLEASE KEEP POST TITLES INFORMATIVE --

-- Overly editorialized titles, particularly if they link to opinion pieces, may get your post removed. --

-- All posts must include a link to their source. Screenshots are fine IF you include the link in the post body. --

-- If you are citing a twitter post as news please include not just the twitter.com in your links but also nitter.net (or another Nitter instance). There is also a Firefox extension that can redirect Twitter links to a Nitter instance: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/libredirect/ or archive them as you would any other reactionary source using e.g. https://archive.today/ . Twitter screenshots still need to be sourced or they will be removed --

-- Mass tagging comm moderators across multiple posts like a broken markov chain bot will result in a comm ban--

-- Repeated consecutive posting of reactionary sources, fake news, misleading / outdated news, false alarms over ghoul deaths, and/or shitposts will result in a comm ban.--

-- Neglecting to use content warnings or NSFW when dealing with disturbing content will be removed until in compliance. Users who are consecutively reported due to failing to use content warnings or NSFW tags when commenting on or posting disturbing content will result in the user being banned. --

-- Using April 1st as an excuse to post fake headlines, like the resurrection of Kissinger while he is still fortunately dead, will result in the poster being thrown in the gamer gulag and be sentenced to play and beat trashy mobile games like 'Raid: Shadow Legends' in order to be rehabilitated back into general society. --

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Brains are stored in the balls.

Who's ready for Robocop 2 Zionazi Cain bots grown the piss of fallen Zionazis?

Dr. Evil since you were gone we created a clone from stored urine samples of yours. He's everything you are...just 1/80th your size.

I shall call him....Mini Pee

all 7 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

"The organoid created from the participant's urine cells not only looks like brain tissue from that person, biologically speaking," says Perets, "but also behaves like them – reflecting functional brain characteristics that are typical of that person in real life."

jagoff

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The piss can think now???

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

RFKJ busy putting the piss vials on a list now

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Don't sleep on the eugenics aspect of this - showing that autistic piss brains can't learn to play space invaders.