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If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.
Jokes on him I’m never getting one
Factory Floor is in China.
Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.
Worked just a couple of months ago. Doubt it will this time.
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)
Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?
What excuse can he use later?
I mean, when it turns out that it's not happening this year, and not even next year.
Any bets?
My guess: He won't be with Tesla anymore then, so all these broken promises become somebody else's problem.
Announced since 2014
I told them I didn’t want the car delivered to my house. If they did, I would auto accept it. Even if there’s issues on it. Accept it from their dealership.
He means that's how long it'll hold together
Sure, Jan.
