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Guess why I'm smiling (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 days ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Finally got that mullet haircut and it looks even more amazing than anticipated.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You farded

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why does everyone keep saying that?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because you smell like it! tromp

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

He who smelt it dealt it

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

That's not a denial

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Cuz yer a stinky owl

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

waiting for the photographer to smell the big fart you just did

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

thin;ken bout thos beans bean-think

[–] Red_Eclipse@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

cuz you farted

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bidet.

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

still my president

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Dirt_Owl just got back from a cute date?

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

You got the new haircut you've been thinking bout?

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Because you're not dirty anymore!

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Because you know how cute you are?

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Just ate a bug

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Because the magic beanis stalk finally paid off?

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

you got ahold of some whipits

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Looks to me like you had a good piss

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You ate a mouse?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would never

[–] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

doubt I don’t believe you

[–] damnatum_seditiosus@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Because you weren't on that compilation, meaning that you're not pointless ?

https://youtu.be/ujQiKhazqLQ

Yes, WoW is my sin.

mccrucified

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Secret Nakoichi lore: This is the name of my Orc warrior I put in nearly 700 days playtime on and became a minor internet celebrity about 15 years ago.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

You stole from the boss