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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 165 points 1 week ago (49 children)

Why do smokers of all kinds have to smoke right in front of the door of every fucking building?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember when they did it INSIDE buildings. And cars. Schools, hospitals... if you lived through the 80's you just have the pervasive smell of tobacco registered as a prime core memory.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I use to live in Vegas as a child occasionally. We'd sometimes go to the casinos for shows and have to cross The Floor

I can still feel it on my skin decades and decades later

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[–] TaTTe@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago

Because they're selfish inconsiderate pricks who can't fathom how disgusting they truly are.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because that tiny overhang is the only goddamn shade/rain shelter in this entire city block. People love designating "that spot over there" as the smoking spot but hate putting any sort of shelter from the elements.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Go get wet fucker, I give no fucks, you chose to smoke not me.

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[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

So? Whoever brought the cigarettes should bring a jacket or umbrella too.

That spot "over there" is so the smelly smoke can also stay "over there" and not end up in the lungs of healthy people.

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 81 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (24 children)

I once insinuated that I hated the smell of vapes and people downvoted me, saying "noooo but blueberry muffin flavour actually smells so goooood"

Yeah okay buddy, I think you're one of the ones I'd find wandering the streets vaping in front of everyone

Edit: to the people currently downvoting me, you guys do know vaping can also give you cancer and increases your risk of respiratory disease, right? And by vaping in front of other people you're forcing that risk on to them, right? Grow a little empathy

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is true, but it's so much better than walking through cig smoke, or smelling that shit in someone's car, or the nightmare of walking into someone's house that has tar all over the walls and furniture because they smoke in the house.

I'll take mass replacement of cigs with vape any day.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's better poison, but it's still poison -A former vaper...vapist?

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[–] Auzy@aussie.zone 50 points 1 week ago (19 children)

A lot of them also vape in the building when they think they won't get caught

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[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Because they have from the car to the door to do it then who knows how long.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Almost like it's an addiction

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[–] wombledomble@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm glad I quit smoking and never did vapes.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I feel like Lemmy is starting to have a real problem with houlier-than-thou posting.

Life is fucking shit, if people want to cope through that with a little recreational drug use, let them enjoy that small pleasure. If you don't want to vape, more power to you, just don't act like it makes you better than them.

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And I'll fuckin do it again.

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