Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:
Repeal the 2nd
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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But then how will we kill CEOs?
Thank GOD it was only a School getting Shot up and not a CEO! I ALMOST thought I had to Care!
Oh was there another school shooting?
I hear there was one in california around the same time Thompson got his medical license revoked
CEOs not schools
Shot CEO's not schools.
No see, if you put that in there you are obviously inciting violence.
"CEOs before Schools" I can stand there with a straight face and talk shit about how Libertarian policies are the best thing for the nation and that liberals waste money on dance and music classes for kids who should be learning a trade...
Wow, what an interesting graphic. Maybe the government should start using nonviolent tactics to deal with rapists and murderers. Why lock a child molester in prison when you can do a sit-in or a letter writing campaign?