In the mighty words of Danny devito, "when I'm dead, just throw me in the trash."
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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Trash man!
I consider it to be alarming because it can encourage people to choose cremation unnecessarily, just because it fits the budget. I would not take away or mock anyone's choice to cremate if that really is their first choice...
But I think it's upsetting for Orthodox Christians and other groups that require burial and would like to have a dignified casket at an affordable price. Just like how I sometimes feel bothered thinking about *the cost of burial plots." The idea of being fleeced of a significant part of a modest inheritance through the funerary process is really off-putting.
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Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.
100% compostable
I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive
@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box
I used to know a guy who embalmed his own wife (yes I'm serious!) who offered to get me a deal when the time came for cheap cremation but sadly he died first.
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How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?
A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.
Hell I'd be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.
First parts are organ donations.
The excess can be used by science.
The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don't care.
They can stick my woofy on a stick and wave it around in a parade for all I care.
Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.
Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.