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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 50 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Went down to the money store and they were fresh out folks.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

Went to McDonalds, ice cream machine broke

Went to McBank, money machine broke

Went to see my favorite bridge, the Francis Scott Key, and you wouldn't believe what happened

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You'd think that the banks would stock up on money

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The problem is they were stonking up when they should have been stocking up

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

Banks can't run out of money. That's where money comes from! blob-no-thoughts

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago

Nice to see him posting coherently after everything

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We used to have Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please don't let Speed Weed die.

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Would we then have no speed or no weed

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

*touches banks* who did this to you

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Investment banks probably don’t have cash to people who are attempting to exit their investments

[–] dead@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

spoilerThis is a satirical post. Matt Christman is saying something that a pundit would say to make fun of how out-of-touch pundits are.

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I thought the Concerning. was specifically makin fun of elon

[–] dead@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I saw Felix retweeted Matt's post and referred to Matt as "Professor of the Economy from The Academy of Business" and it seemed like a funny pundit title you would see on CNN or something.

Looking into it

[–] Zascoco@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Me too I have to double to check now when I read concerning because of how that fool was using it.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

oh hell yeah, please do a bank run, do it

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

it's true, all the banks are almost out of money

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

just checked. the banks are OUT

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

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