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It sounds classy (lemmy.world)
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[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 days ago

Felony

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 109 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If instead of ignoring meaning, we ignored cultural context, Lucifer is a great one. Sounds nice, means light bringer.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 27 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The cultural context on this is weird, because it's even used for Jesus in the book of Revelation.

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[–] tunisandwich@lemmy.vg 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Chlamydia

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

"My daughter has been just itching to meet you!"

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[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago

Vendetta

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 83 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Chlamydia

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like one of those gothic names that doesn’t fit the woman until she’s around 60. Aunt Chlamydia, or something.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Aunt Chlamydia and her room-mate Auntie Biotic

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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think Mutiny, Heresy, and Larceny would work.

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[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago

Omelette is a good name for a cat

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oubliette

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago

Isis was a pretty name

My next D&D campaign is going to have a character named Mendacious in charge of a prominent faction. Language nerds will know he's a traitor right off the bat

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

Bidet

[–] CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Incontinentia

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[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fellatia

Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it

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[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.

[–] thmnwlf@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Seven of Nine is the real deal

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[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 45 points 5 days ago

Tsunami

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 44 points 5 days ago

Cappuccino

[–] Gronk@aussie.zone 21 points 4 days ago

Marzipan

[–] don@lemm.ee 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Latrine.

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[–] waterproof@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

Anomaly

[–] Fish@midwest.social 26 points 5 days ago

Chlamydia

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Heroin

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[–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

catastrophe

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Eula.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Labia sounds like a nice name. Though more for a country than a person.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Cellardoor

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Melanoma

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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Listerine.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, the comments are like a Key & Peele skit.

My answer: Asbestos

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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Cashew

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Diarrhea?

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[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (14 children)

Most metals work pretty well

  • Aluminum
  • Bismuth
  • Mercury
  • Nickel (some people are already named this, but spelled Nicole)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago

Nickel... spelled Nicole

That's some crazy pronunciation if those two sound similar.

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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Vagina.

[–] boses@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Omelette du fromage

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[–] Branquinho@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Malaria

Ebola

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Listeria.

[–] avguser@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Nicole

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[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago

Terabithia

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (8 children)

Chasity is an existing creepy one.

Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon't

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