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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

See also:

  • Men who think the barista likes them because they read their name from a cup.
  • Men who think they don't need to tip their waitress and instead leave their number instead.
  • Men who expect a happy ending when getting a massage and again, don't leave a tip when they're sent away without one.
[โ€“] cori@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

This feels like a statement that's definitely true and only counts as satire because nobody has tested it yet