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They didn't have 32oz Mountain Dew Baja Blast either (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Who the hell would ruin pizza with ranch?! GROSS!

[–] RawrGuthlaf@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

Seemingly, most of the state of Arizona.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sweet summer child, this is the lesser of the pizza crimes.

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

THE LESSER?

WHAT CRIMES AGAINST FOOD ARE YOU COMMITTING IN THE COLONIES?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I thought it was sweet corn and tomato pieces, I was pure.

Why?

What sort of deranged person would do something like this?

Just why?

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[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Detroit style pizza is bomb with some ranch but ffs don't put it on a ~~legit~~ traditional pizza

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

Traditional Pizza IS legit pizza.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

If you're putting Ranch on your pizza then you deserve your suffering.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I wonder if any people regarded putting tomatoes on flatbread in the 1500s the same way. Is this progress, or is it abomination? History will be the judge.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 5 days ago

I dreamt about a fictional condiment this night that was used to put stuff on pizza and it tastes a bit like vinegar

[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ok hear me out. What about a buttermilk ranch with the greatest thin crust pepperoni cornmeal crust? If that’s suffering I guess Dante I’ll ask Santa which level of hell I belong in ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ …i may have the tastebuds of a child

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[–] utjebe@reddthat.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just roll it up like kebab

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[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Of course it's in Amsterdam too

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah if you travelled "all the way to Europe for pizza" and selected Amsterdam as your destination you're just a fool haha.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That would explain the goddamn fork.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, Amsterdam, the Italy of Northern Europe.

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Many of them think that the US invented pizza, so…

You’ve got to get past the whole “if it’s not American (Or rather, what they’re used to…) it shit” as well.

When I was a kid my dad took me skiing to Sauze d'Oulx, there was this “hole in the wall” type place that did slices of rectangular pizza on a piece of card…I’ll never eat pizza, or food in general, that tasted like that ever again.

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[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That pizza looks dope...

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[–] Thebigguy@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

Must be trolling

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