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Stuck in the Timiddle With You (lemmy.world)
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[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (4 children)

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

You beat me to the punch, I just made one myself.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Fuck that rules

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Is this the first use of "mex-sickos"? Literally laughed out loud.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New Sickos just dropped

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Si... Ja ja ja.. si!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] WeevilFriend@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't understand what I'm looking for lol

[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Maybe the supposed knee-rection?

[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I thought it was a cartoon with a full set of fingers. Thought that's how you knew it was really God or something.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Maybe God is talking out of his arse?

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

When you skipped geography class and think America is a country.