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There are one types of programmers (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Those who remember to include the terminator and those who don't‹Ñ%¼ñ´ K±}¼i6ÊÿŽñÍ§Î3='SØ@íÂkñIødKº^îµ$xïÀY>â9Â3›cã‹òØoÎcs<V™GW<V+Ñµöx,”Ç9ôd±i^dlˆ7Çc ÿêq®•ÇŽXõ"ë¬ææÁøƒØ1È¾Á•³â±Y±ºÁX%Ñ‰ÕÆfY°ØLŠ¬¦-ß‹>~.ç¿„ìÅ@¯~= , Æj,iÅñqŠ-”1æ‘åçÆz˜7ÝŽÚø^å±çnÔÄãûñV6%êåbŸa”½‚åå!/»<ŸW½U$Òj"ô4ò}4_€uDþ"ÝŠµD¶Øv×Dm€¸íFW0×3Þ³qºp%îÇ9Ø^î¿ç²¦oãv´Ã‹Ñ%¤$ñ-Äè ¼Þz1:(o±^dzô®ôZ¼ªz”=ˆ·ñ]íµÞÎV×â=?ÐÇ»<É-[±UçµÞÁÖLZ~ÞÉVu]Œw±5‹ëñ”Ð~#W’iU³X«ipWŒÑ3â‘f'ßçyæ«ž5ókp%®òÌ¯ÁÕT]æ©~o z Ëù¡øâé£xßDµ)ú™öÔ6úbµ¡@TvmIe7LTÖOe‡Qv#Cã+».PÖ8œþïDƒô)SäµRÐ¨eë¶‚×·º·RZÎŸ-u/Ïã£ò½"»ä;‘ÇÇÇŠzFXäcŽ¬» 1ØE.Ì.,8ŸÀ'=xprõNšIŽˆ£ã‹—´4TìÃ}T¿úf´·D(ŸÙ‡¢Œâsûñ•Þ–èW+Øµµ¼OíÇ7»Ç};?(CïÝxº%ú£q]-à™ûð³è³£x.ú_•Lµýx^êbï(þXJöOÙÍRÞzÍ ›ðš²/dwÈSB~\Æ¿Œ®—ñ¤‡ûR/†™O»‰û‹òëBæî¥¬¦—‘À—ãqæõó¸RÌÁÕcÕU}(&lý —$`ëø§Œ[ÿÂË’,lý;¨®¯àÕ€WÄØ°x&7Ùb€ÙQ6±£bbGÕ¸Ž½B¹¿À£F¯Z\Ë¼¿Žëzœˆ¸SÜXÄ¥ .mðl$—D˜X¶Þã“Ø§PeèÞŠ{Ð•ƒ'¹Ê4/ n!áo¥o·yÚ• ù}íBnüÎ“aê\9fNL/Þgy™Ó.èˆIITþPK]”’#

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[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You should really be careful with that as you might just invoke some ancient powers through an obscure string of characters. I'm not saying cthulu.

[–] algernon@lemmy.ml 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There are worse things out there than Great Old Ones. You might invoke Perl by accident.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Come now; Perl is one of the Great Old Ones.

[–] algernon@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Perl is what the Great Old Ones are afraid of, for It is so vast and powerful that even a Great Old One cannot comprehend Its true power.

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Can we stop using that word now please ☠️

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which word?

[–] Xyre@lemmus.org 4 points 10 months ago

Sounds like someone has Perl Traumatic Stress Disorder. 😉

[–] algernon@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Oh, sure, of course, my apologies. I hope my repeated utterances of the word will not summon Raku.

...fuck, I said it out loud.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's real java bytecode. Fun fact; it ends at the first terminator byte. It won't summon any demons worst it will do is blow up your minecraft base.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

Just add the letters MZ in front, paste it all in Notepad, save file as .exe, then run it.

Sit back and relax.

[–] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 31 points 10 months ago

The ultimate test for a Lemmy reader app: does it seg fault?

[–] UnhingedStopa@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 months ago

I'm impressed that didn't cause a segmentation fault.

[–] Mikelius@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This post may have crashed Voyager twice... Once when scrolling by it, again when trying to reply. I don't know why I can reply now.

Edit: lol I know why. My app auto updated at the same time I clicked reply. Perfect timing. Scrolling crash still unexplained though.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

bobby tables xkcd

I specifically had to make sure not to use code which could be interpreted in a malicious way just in case this happened.

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

It hasn't happened much, but i've loved the few real life versions of this strip that have happened with people posting it as a response

[–] Elara@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You broke Lemmy's RSS feeds lol: https://github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy/issues/4382. I made a PR to fix them.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

At first I cried because I thought I ruined someone's day, but then I saw what post it was on and now i'm laughing like an imp.