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[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm still disappointed he's not an actual llama.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Not in this life anyways

[–] sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't envy a kid who suddently gets chosen to be the head of a religion.

[–] segabased@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago
[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Dude is just another example of organized religion protecting pedos.

https://youtube.com/shorts/O_Cl-jts8gA

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is the panchen lama still imprisoned in China? How will they find the next Dalai lama?

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

He is most probably dead or the spirit of the Dalai Lama died in him.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It's doubtful that they killed him, he was just a kid when they took him. They have him squirrelled away somewhere, having gone through heavy indoctrination. Just waiting for the Dali Lama to die.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I guess that rules out the US.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

At the rate things are going, the kid's gonna need to be born off-planet.

He's actually making a political statement, imho, though. He's attempting to prevent China's inevitable attempt to replace him with one of their own.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

China already took custody of the young Panchen Lama, who plays an integral part in identifying the reincarnated Dalai Lama.

I'd say their attempt to replace him is more than inevitable -- it's already underway.

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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Theres only so many places with concentrations of tibetan buddhists. it wont be India, china, or tibet. That leaves Mongolia or Russia.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

My insane prediction:

The next Dalai Lama will be born to the one random Tibetan Buddhist family living in a small town in rural Alabama.

Of course, is I was the Lama, I would throw a curve ball and come back as transgender Nigerian woman, just to mix things up.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

unlikely, he clearly said, free world.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

I thought he was born in Arlen, TX?

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Just wondering, is he gonna have a father that sells propane and a Laotian GF?

[–] sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What would be really cool, was if the kid didn't belong to a Tibetan buddhist family. It was just some random kid in rural Alabama. Think about it: "We have found the 15th Dalai Lama! It's a boy called Billybob Jackson"

[–] mystique@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

There's sort of a King of the Hill episode about that. Bobby inadvertently gets put in the mix when a group of Buddhist monks visit Arlen looking for a reincarnated person (I forget who exactly), much to the dismay of both Hank and Khan. Then he ends up seeming like he might actually the person they're looking for, except the visiting monk ultimately decides that he is not the right choice.

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[–] Kanzar@sh.itjust.works 83 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh that's cheeky. China has control of the current Panchen Lama, don't they?

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 days ago

Yeah they disappeared him and his family when he was just 6 years old, then announced a loyalist the new Panchen Llama. That was 30 years ago.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 67 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hm, I think he failed his magic spell and we got DALL-E and Llama instead.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Alright first one to Suck my tongue is the next Dalai Lama!

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

it's cool that he can know these things

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Actually, anyone can make up stuff as much as they like.

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[–] Jay@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I assume you don't believe in Buddhism, but if you do it makes sense. The Dalai Lama is the reincarnation of an enlightened being. Its like if jesus would have come back all the time instead of just once for a few days. (It's not exactly like that and I'm not Buddhist)

[–] MooseyMoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you actually read the words of the Buddha on reincarnation he was quite explicitly clear that he never endorsed the idea.

[–] Jay@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

That's really interesting. But ok I don't want to insult anyone, but wasn't Siddhartha Gautama only one of many many enlightened ones? And do you know if he didn't endorse the entire bhavacakra or just the Bodhisattva?

[–] MooseyMoose@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

To be clear, I am not a Buddhist, just a long time student of trying to figure out what the fuck is going on here. Closest thing to a philosophy that I follow is the Taoism of the Chuang Tzu which is basically the position of "it's all a muddle and anyone who tries to tell you they know what's going on is full of it, best to just be quiet."

[–] MooseyMoose@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

Actually none of it was relevant to his actual words. All of the mythologizing came later. He pretty much summed it up as "What have I elucidated? The cause of suffering and it's cessation, that's all." (to paraphrase). The main problem was he was from a culture with a boatload of nonsense that got grafted on to the teachings. Religious Buddhism is awash in Hindu/Vedic add ons.

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[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

"Little Buddha" staring Bridget Fonda , chris Isaak and Keanu Reves in black face

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (7 children)
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[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Isn't that the plot of little Buddha?

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