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Fossil Fuels Are the Future, Chris Wright Tells African Leaders (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Horse drawn carriage is the future, says buggy whip maker.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

says extremely powerful, offensively wealthy, politically well-positioned buggy industry's spokesperson.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 25 points 9 hours ago

Renewable energy presents a lot of opportunities for African countries to get out of post colonial dependence. That's why the right hate it so much.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 20 points 10 hours ago

Jesus fucking Christ you fucking idiot bastards

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 28 points 12 hours ago

The future of the end of civilization 👌

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 47 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This guy is a moron

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 3 points 5 hours ago

Worse, he's a businessman

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and they all stink

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 20 points 12 hours ago

Fossil fuels are the future. Until they're not.