Shooting 12 year olds with homemade ink weapons
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Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It's always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
Portal!
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
answer
Stardew Valley
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.
You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
It's Skyrim, isn't it?
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
A chip is implanted in a potato and you have to find your way out of an underground installation.
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I'm guessing Factorio.
Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.
If this comment doesn't get me on some watchlist I don't know what will.
Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.
You kill and torture people with a blunt stick and blame it all on Ranrok.
Oh, and apparently painless, instant kills are much less moral than turning people into explosive barrels and hurling them at your enemies.
99
Syberia
You're an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.
You take a break from roasting marshmallows over a camp fire to go solve the deepest mysteries of the universe.
Outer Wilds!
Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let's go explo-YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
Elden Ring right?
Could also be the switch Zelda games
Elden Ring was the correct answer, but I don't disagree. I just played BOTW and am now playing TOTK. Up until you get a few heart container upgrades it might as well be Legend of Zelda: Darkness of the Souls.
Once you get to the second row of hearts, it's a much easier game though.
Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it's more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.
-_-
undertale?
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Could be any Elder Scrolls game, tbh.
Nah, too specific. It's Morrowind.
I Nerevar would have guessed.
I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.
The post is supposed to be about a game, not your life story.
Look, sometimes, they're hard to tell apart.