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[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They may be redacted as to not implicate the president?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 23 points 4 days ago

Haven't we already confirmed Trump's in the flight logs with his daughter?

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 48 points 4 days ago

What information could possibly be relevant to national security?

It's just names.

Any reaction means it's a member of the administration, because they aren't going to protect anyone else.

████████████ Bill and Crooked Hillary Clinton █████████████████████████████████████. ███████████████████████████████████.

██████████████████████████████████████████████ buttery males, ████████████████████████ at which point Jeffrey Epstein then committed suicide, just trust me bro.

A convincing facsimile of the documents to be released

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is it too much to hope that they fuck up, redacting the names by drawing a box over text in a PDF?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

They dont make that mistake on account of the software they use literally not allowing that.

[–] A_norny_mousse@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

Sounds perfectly realistic to me!

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago

Trump raped underage girls.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Anywhere you see a black bar, especially when it's coupled with a underaged girl, it's safe to assume and put Trump's name in place of it and reposting it back on Facebook and X.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They really thought Trump would ever do this? He's the most likely person to burn them.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

I love the unedited fox news interview

Would you release the Epstein files?

Uh... Well... Uh... Maybe? Yeah, I think I would, but I'd have to take a closer look, it could cause problems for people. But yeah...I think I would. Yeah.

After rapid fire "yes" to every other document they asked about, it really stands out

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Is there any need though? All the people they care about probably have full immunity from anything.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

everyone knows donald was a frequent flier there.