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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.

Spoiler

Andrew Jackson moment

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I saw the onion logo and thought "heh, that's funny". Then I re-read the name of the community...

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 14 points 17 hours ago

new toilet paper just dropped

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

One dozen eggs for just 4.20 donalds

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 16 hours ago

Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Just fucking pathetic.

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

What does harambe have to do with this?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 15 hours ago

It's a joke based on multiverse theory. The joke is that if someone hadn't killed Harambe (RIP in peace), we would be living a timeline of events that is different than this stupid, shitty one.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Yes. It's in the linked article in fact

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Oh look frivolous spending.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 17 hours ago

He's getting rid of the pennies and nickles in favor of this

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[–] blakenong@lemmings.world 2 points 18 hours ago

pence

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 16 hours ago

Did Franklin own slaves?

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

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