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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My lead dev used to pronounce it njinx and I always needed some time to realize what he's talking about.

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wait till you find out about quay

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

My colleagues were right?!
But of course they pronounce the "ine" as in brine (we are French), which is what really hurts my ears, ugh.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

En-eh hinks (with heavy Spanish accent)

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm glad there's pronunciations provided, because to me it looks like it should sound like a slur.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I flew from Jermany to Tanzania and saw some jeriatric jiraffes.

I say it "Jif" because:

  • That's what the format's creator named it.
  • It's weird, but "soft G" is a thing and acronyms and the only "rule" for pronouncing acronyms is "it's easy to say".
  • It annoys people that are way too invested in it. Sure, it's immature -- but it's low stakes and not particularly "shitty". I enjoy it and you only YOLO once.
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Choosy moms choose Dzhif.

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[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I missing something? I've always pronounced it "imager". How else would you pronounce it?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

as it's spelled: im gur.

It's one thing to name it imgr, but putting a fucking u after the g makes it a hard g in literally every instance. the letter u is the reason the g is pronounced as a hard g in words that otherwise wouldn't need a u: fragile / guile, digest / guest, etc.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 5 hours ago

as it's spelled: im gur.

"I'm gur"?

Tony... Is that you?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's spelled img - ur, as in img or the shortening of image in every context. You can't shorten image any other way.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

it's spelled img - ur

no, it's spelled imgur. I know what img stands for which is why I said it would be one thing to call it imgr. the u doesn't make sense and it hardens the g. it's funny that you talk about how it's customary that img stands for image but you act like 'ur' is also a thing by itself.

well it is, just not in that way. if your img-ur breakup made any sense for pronouncing img as if it's independent then why not consider what ur stands for? it's a shortening of your or you're. so why not pronounce it image your? because it's bullshit and the spelling is ridiculous.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago
[–] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Now you'll tell me it's not pronounced Hap Roxy!

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I pronounce k8s as k-eights sometimes on purpose to gauge the reactions

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

Wait do you mean “kates” or “Kay-Eights”? I think either makes sense and I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow

If you said it like “Kuhh-Eights” I would probably laugh

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

En Guh Inks

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like to pronounce it as nginks like fucking inks. Yes, with a ng sound in the beginning.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Like the Vietnamese name? So... "Wininks" ?

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, like the Vietnamese name "Nguyen", but not like "wininks". The best I could describe it is as a hybrid between "ninks" and "ginks". Pronounce the first consonant with the back of your tongue while keeping the image of pronouncing an "n" sound in your head.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh shit my bad, I mixed Ng and Nguyen, thanks for correcting me.
Also that's hilarious, I'm totally trying that one with the lads Monday, they're gonna love it :D

[–] Rexios@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nginx is atrocious. I about have a stroke every time I have to work with it. Caddy is 1000x easier to set up.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

Please no! Not another fucking reverse proxy. I can't take it anymore T_T

[–] jmankman@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 day ago

N-gin? Cortex's henchman???

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

similar problem with kubectl

[–] rwdf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's obviously kubecontrol! I will die on this hill.

Also, Containerd ... Not helped by the cli nerdctl.

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My brain first interpreted SQL as 'squirrel' and that now refuses to relinquish its claim as default pronunciation in my mind.

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[–] geogeogeo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Thank you for saving me from future embarrassment.

Or just becoming terminal "um actually"-er like I've become with epoch

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago

I've never heard it pronounced. Which is why I also thought it was "n-jinx"

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

I split the middle with en-JIN-iks (which is how I heard it said long before I saw it written)

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