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[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 4 points 53 minutes ago

how can someone be that fucking ugly

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

If he ceased to exist, he'd stop leaking.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

JFC mark that shit NSFL

What a traumatizing face

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

His face still says "please love me, I have money," but at least he stopped doing that stupid Roman emperor haircut.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Get some snuggies then you whiney man-baby.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 10 points 3 hours ago

The onion is going to go out of business if real life headlines like this one keep coming out.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 hours ago

Maybe try not being a creepy little lizzard boi with a hard-on for privacy violation

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 36 points 5 hours ago

He said “we now have an opportunity to have a productive relationship with the United States government, and we’re going to take that.” He also addressed changes to the company’s diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, but largely mirrored what he has already said publicly on podcasts like Joe Rogan. More of what Zuckerberg said on internal strife at the company was reported by Business Insider, which also obtained a copy of the meeting.

He told us who he was while he attended university. Do we believe him yet?

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 hours ago

The problem for the rest of us is, everything he says also stinks.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee -2 points 4 hours ago

Surly he is smart enough to do some combinatorics to figure out who is leaking the meetings.

It's the classic riddle of u have 1000 bottles of wine 1 is poisoned and u have 10 prisoners to test the wine. U must test all the bottles in 4 days, however it takes 3 days for the poison to take effect.

hintWith 10 prisoners u can test up to 1024 bottles