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[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 29 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Of course they started with 6 bullets but the liberal and the fascist liked to pass the gun around and take pot shots at the marxist every so often so the marxist couldn't ever influence or overpower them. This is just the moment the liberal realized there were only two bullets left.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I died laughing in classπŸ˜‚

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Is it a US liberal, or a "rest of the world" liberal (which typically means the opposite)?

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

The lib was both the Marxist and the anarchist

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 14 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuck that shit answer. I'd shoot myself twice.

[–] nowherepenguin@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Are you sure? Bullets move very quickly and are quite hard. Might hurt.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

If the Marxist is Russian, I'm pretty confident I'd be able to shoot myself twice in the head in that room.

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