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[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

shoot himself in the foot and then the face?

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 3 points 6 hours ago

This one, at least as applies to liberals in government in the USA, is a lot more accurate.

Oh and also they need some money for medical bills now. They’ll be sure to send you some texts about it.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 7 hours ago

I'd probably work towards getting out of the room tbh

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 53 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (25 children)

A leftist is stuck in a room with another leftist and a fascist.

The leftist has one gun and two bullets, and they must be used.

What does the leftist do?

Shoot the other leftist twice.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

... then claim the other leftist making an edgy joke at the age of 14 is a proof they were the real fascist.

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