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[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 53 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

A leftist is stuck in a room with another leftist and a fascist.

The leftist has one gun and two bullets, and they must be used.

What does the leftist do?

Shoot the other leftist twice.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

... then claim the other leftist making an edgy joke at the age of 14 is a proof they were the real fascist.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it says the bullets must be used. You could just shoot the wall

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 8 hours ago

I use my two bullets to shoot the concept of this political thought experimentp. Let me out now puzzle master, we had a deal you can't keep

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world -1 points 7 hours ago

Makes it look like a suicide

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Based off of current goings-on, this is factual. Constant internal battles about who's the true leftist while ignoring the real enemy

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The only ones ignoring the real enemy are the liberals, actually helping them to fight the leftists.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world -5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 54 minutes ago
[–] bouh@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Damn that was fast! USA is not yet full fascist that liberals are already rewriting history!

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

How are liberals rewriting history if i may ask?

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

By pretending that liberals didn't push the fascists to power. And instead blaming the left, as always. The only enemy of liberals are the leftists. It always has been, and it'll always be apparently.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world -3 points 7 hours ago

Where do you vote, incidentally? Besides Lemmy.

Not the US, clearly.