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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago

I'd probably work towards getting out of the room tbh

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I choose to shoot OP in the forehead and right eyeball.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 47 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (23 children)

A leftist is stuck in a room with another leftist and a fascist.

The leftist has one gun and two bullets, and they must be used.

What does the leftist do?

Shoot the other leftist twice.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

... then claim the other leftist making an edgy joke at the age of 14 is a proof they were the real fascist.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it says the bullets must be used. You could just shoot the wall

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 hours ago

I use my two bullets to shoot the concept of this political thought experimentp. Let me out now puzzle master, we had a deal you can't keep

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Fascist shoots the liberal and the anarchist

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[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Of course they started with 6 bullets but the liberal and the fascist liked to pass the gun around and take pot shots at the marxist every so often so the marxist couldn't ever influence or overpower them. This is just the moment the liberal realized there were only two bullets left.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I died laughing in class😂

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Is it a US liberal, or a "rest of the world" liberal (which typically means the opposite)?

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

The lib was both the Marxist and the anarchist

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