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[–] emmy67@lemmy.world 3 points 53 minutes ago

Even the Zuckerbot trends towards nazism

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 40 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If I’d had to bet whether this was The Onion before clicking this link, someone would be breaking my knees next week.

This timeline is absurd.

[–] MisterMoo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

People really do end up with the face they deserve.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, his is far too unbruised, his nose isn't broken, and he appears to have all of his teeth.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

To the pain!

[–] Shape4985@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 hours ago

Oh the irony

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Your uncle is Donald Trump?

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If he had the right plumbing then a zip tie would have also worked.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 15 seconds ago

I can imagine that works well. Once.

[–] Nunar@lemmy.world 38 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook

[–] daddy32@lemmy.world 3 points 53 minutes ago

After all, he said age of privacy is over (or something similar).

[–] I3lackshirts94@lemmy.world 132 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”

Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 38 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Like, isn't that an admission that your business has no value?

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

No not at all, but it is an admission that they know what they're doing is wrong and they just don't give a shit.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 27 points 7 hours ago

Now that's an amazing headline.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 77 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.

This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

He's no Hank Scorpio, I'll tell you that.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 hours ago (10 children)

Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs

I cyborg wouldnt be so pathetic, he is definitely a homunculus a la Full Metal Alchemist.

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[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 253 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

"I don't like it when people find out what I really think"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 108 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I'd be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.

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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 294 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

That's what it feels like when you steal other people's personal information ..

[–] clockworkstone@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 8 hours ago

If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.

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[–] zapzap@lemmings.world 178 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

Is that dude turning orange?

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago

Symptom of fascism

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 135 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Considering trumps orange is sprayon.....that tracks.

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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 80 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 24 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.

Raytheon is putting "more value into the world" than these shitheads.

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 18 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

"Would you like your evil done in the traditional overt bombs-dropped-on-children fashion, or the new we'll-sell-your-entire-life-to-the-highest-bidder-while-feeding-you-non-stop-lies-to-establish-a-fascist-regime style, sir?"

This guy: Bomb some kids, at least it's a spectacle.

(Edit for clarification: I think both are bad, and one has a strong causal relationship with the other but I am not sure I would pick Raytheon personally. It's a bit too overtly evil for my tastes)

[–] FightToAdapt@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

At least they are environmentally conscious, unlike Facebook

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I refuse to believe that tweet is real on principal, but it's just tone deaf enough to have me question whether this might have actually been shat out by a corporate marketing team as part of some greenwashing effort.

If this is someone memeing however: Kudos, this one is very convincing despite being wildly ridiculous.

[–] FightToAdapt@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago

It is satire, but they have a tweet on a environmentally friendly radar searchable on Google and a https://rtx.com/our-responsibility/sustainable-operations page so even if fake, it's not that far-fetched

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 99 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.

a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.

If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3 ~~00~~.

edit math hard thank you @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works

https://sh.itjust.works/comment/16397691

[–] copd@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022

Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000

I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.

So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine

Source: https://dqydj.com/net-worth-percentiles/

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