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[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 21 hours ago

Boeing and SpaceX couldn't even arrange to bring back some stranded astronauts in the ISS for half a year so why would we expect them to build anything else?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Breaking news kelly

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago
[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Mr Musk cut that red tape, regulations are getting in the way of innovation and progress and hilarious outcomes

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TrueAnon rules violations take my energy

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boeing need to make helicopter with tesla elmofire

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boeing and Tesla work together to make an electric tiltrotor aircraft for the new AF1 timmy-pray

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lathe of heaven go brrrrr

>a plane that locks everyone in and burns them to death when the wifi cuts out

sicko-mega

>an inspector forgot to check that the burn to death function was working so it didn't go off

sicko-no

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is absolutely imperative we fast-track this. Pull out all the stops.

Musk is going to "move fast and break things'. inshallah-script

Doesn't matter how much tech you put in those jets if it hits the ground at speed. The hubris of the ruling class is hilarious, Trump really thinks Musk can make it better.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Small detail but CNBC already carrying water for Trump by playing up his "dealmaker" kayfabe. Like, he "struck a deal" for a $2 billion airplane that doesn't exist four years later?

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

That's just the art of the deal, my friend, I guess you wouldn't understand

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

mr president deals sir your fired

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m going to need the same level of exquisite quality control that goes into his rockets and cars

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

And Boeing's airplanes

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

they're doing the fusion dance in order to becOH MY GOD IT BLEW UP THE WHOLE AIRFIELD JESUS FUCK

[–] piggy@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I lose an eye and don't dye or cut my hair I could look the part.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck, if I had an eye patch a couple days ago I'd be Rebel Rebel video David Bowie. Now my hair is shorter and dyed different.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Naw this ain't gonna be some throw away comment pleighboi. You gotta commit to this shit now meow-knife-trans

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 47 points 1 day ago
[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

foxtrot-phone Yes, Mr Boeing? I have information about a South African whistleblower who might be dangerous to your operations

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

Uncritical support to comrade airplane in its struggle for billionaire submarine part 2: Tesla truck boo boo.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago
[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

I don't ask for much

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could you imagine Musk and Trump on a flight together? No way they'd interact. I'm absolutely certain Trump hates Elon, no way an 80ish year old lifelong business freak is willing to spend time with the K Hole occupant and stale meme obsessive weirdo who is a fake gamer. If Trump caught word Elon was a fake gamer that would be the last straw and he'd be publicly disowned via tweet. Trump is a golfer and gamers and golfers are the same people but different generations. I'm sure they're in different rooms the entire flight.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Very excited to hear about Elon winning the Masters, US Open, and Ryder Cup this year and reporting a +7 handicap, all while looking suspiciously like 3 or 4 different Chinese golf pros whenever he's on the course.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

'He wanted to have his little doge I gave him a doge. But then, i find he's cheating. Cheating at gaming. And cheating, cheating at golf folks. Very bad thing to do, cheat at golf. I've played many games with many Chinese golf pros and I can recognize a swing, that's not a Musk swing and so I told him to get lost. Goodbye

He's just gonna duck tape wings to a cybertruck isn't he.

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

Tesla 7cyber7

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago
[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 day ago

it's a heckin' flying cheeto!
splat

This is musk's plan to get rid of trump

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

God is good, god is great