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Confidential sources brought this image to my attention.

Analysis needed.


Tags: Trump; standing lessons


CW: StormfrontSource

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[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

Combination of heel lift, to look taller, and wearing a girdle to hide his gut, preventing an arched back. Plus he’s probably trying to drape his suit over his gut and puff his chest, kind of like sucking in.

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Gavin's finger.

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

some guy on the TrueAnon tip line said he does this because he's wearing some sort of heel things to extend his height, take that as you will

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

🎶DONNIE ARE YOU OKAY🎶

🎶WILL YOU TELL US🎶

🎶THAT YOU’RE OKAY🎶

🎶THERE’S A SIGN IN THE WINDOW🎶

🎶ELON STRUCK YOU🎶

🎶A CRESCENDO, DONNIE🎶

[–] turmoil@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the horizon line isn't level. rotate it and you'll see Trump is the only one standing weird

[–] turmoil@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

also just noticed the air force guy doing the arthur-punch lol

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

Not to be a bubble burster, but that's the appropriate way to stand at attention

[–] KatGirl@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Body language experts say Trump is privately grieving.

It's loss.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The short king next to the stairs has so many medals he looks like Gaddafi.

[–] putridfairytale@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

alphys-smug this criminal is anything but smooth

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Ahem.

Our Big Wet Boy is doing it without special shoes.

Smooth Criminal

In the video, Jackson and the other dancers perform a lean that appears physically impossible. The dancers lean forward 45 degrees with their backs straight and feet flat on the floor, and hold the pose before returning upright. The lean moves the body's center of mass further than it can support. The illusion was achieved using cables and a harness. In October 1993, Jackson's team patented a method of performing the lean in concert using specially designed shoes that hook into pegs that rise from the stage. Even with the shoes, the move requires good athletic core strength.

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

VERSAC.I.A.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

People* are saying it's a fake Melania (i.e. body double).

^*r*dditors^

What do our analysts think?

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

She looks younger than she did four years ago

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I honestly didn't even recognize her. I had to do a double take after I read that.

I do like her fits though.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

send his royal wetness back to standing lessons, pronto

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Stander-in-chief o7

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Just how much does newsom's head weigh?

[–] Biddles@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Trump in brown leather boots is crazy

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

What are thoooose

[–] baaaaaaaaaaah@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why's he got a pissflag on his hat?

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 6 days ago

I think it's illegal, the flag has to be in blue white and red colors. Put this person in prison